Short-lived recurring characters on Saturday Night Live
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The following is a series of short write-ups on recurring sketches that appeared four or fewer times on Saturday Night Live. Some characters who fit into this category do not appear here because they fit better into one of the other categories listed below. Furthermore, characters that are played by current cast members won't show up here until that cast member has left the show.
Character Lists: Alphabetical and Chronological
Character Categories:
[edit] 7 Degrees Celsius
- See entry: 7 Degrees Celsius on Saturday Night Live musical sketches.
[edit] Adult Students
[edit] April May June
[edit] Astronaut Jones
Tracy Morgan parody of 1950s-era science fiction movies, albeit with a black astronaut. Morgan crooned a surprisingly catchy Sinatra-style theme song while sauntering in front of a low-budget "alien planet" with suitcase in hand. After this title sequence took up half the sketch, a typical "episode" would feature a remarkably attractive alien such as Brittany Murphy begging our hero's help to save her people, while an oblivious Astronaut Jones propositioned her relentlessly. The closing credits informed us that the "Astronaut Jones" was written and directed by Tracy Morgan, who was also responsible for the hair and makeup.
[edit] Episodes featuring Astronaut Jones
- February 2, 2002 host: Britney Spears
- April 6, 2002 host: Cameron Diaz
- November 16, 2002 host: Brittany Murphy (with special guest Nelly and former SNL castmember Garrett Morris)
- May 17, 2003 host: Dan Aykroyd
[edit] The Atteburys
[edit] Audience McGee
[edit] Baby K
[edit] Barry Gibb Talk Show
Talk show hosted by the former Bee Gee, protrayed by Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake appeared as his brother, Robin
[edit] Bobby Coldsman
Played by Phil Hartman during his two hosting stints on SNL, Coldsman was an acting coach that was prone to being overtly aggressive with his students.
[edit] Candy Slice
- See entry: Candy Slice on Saturday Night Live musical sketches.
[edit] Captain Jim & Pedro
Captain Jim portrayed by Tim Meadows was an urbane sea captain who was trapped on a desert island with a mentally challenged first mate Pedro (played by Adam Sandler). Captain Jim would often explain his efforts to leave the island, with Pedro making bizarre non-sequiturs usually about monkeys and killing them.
[edit] Celebrity Restaurant
In this type of sketch, the host of the show would advertise a restaurant they owned. Past sketches have included:
- Stevie Nicks' Fajita Round-Up (Stevie Nicks was played by Lucy Lawless when she hosted in the 1998-1999 season)
- Derek Jeter's Taco Hole
- Donald Trump's House of Wings
- Al Sharpton's Casa de Sushi
- Tom Brady's Falafel City
There was originally a Celebrity Restaurant sketch where Paris Hilton owned a seafood restaurant, but Hilton rejected it after learning that one of her lines was, "Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, and I have a lot of crabs!"
[edit] Chi Chi & Consuela
Two young Hispanic women played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Mary Gross who were obsessed with television. Their catch phrase was a heavily accented " LET'S WATCH TV !!! "
[edit] Christmas is Number One
[edit] Craig Sundberg, Idiot Savant
Craig Sundberg was a recurring character on SNL played by one-seasoner, Anthony Michael Hall. Sundberg was a teenager who was very intelligent and talented, despite his vacuous facial expression and stilted speech that suggested that he was mentally retarded.
[edit] Derek Stevens
- See entry: Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live musical sketches.
[edit] Dick Clark's Receptionist
In this sketch, David Spade would play a snotty receptionist who wouldn't let anyone go into the office. Every attempt was met with a sarcastic "And you are...?" Every one got this treatment, no matter how well known or important, even Jesus Christ Himself.
[edit] Dick Lanky
[edit] Dr. Beamen
[edit] The Doormen
[edit] Dwight MacNamara
- See entry: Dwight MacNamara on Weekend Update characters.
[edit] El Dorko
[edit] Eddie Atari
During this ABC’s Wide World of Sports-type absurdist parody, sports reporter Joe Piscopo interviews Asteroids pro Eddie Atari (Eddie Murphy) from the inside of his "spaceship." Piscopo asks Eddie in the heat of his arcade battle what keeps him going, to which the silver-spacesuit-donning Eddie replies "Quarters, Man!"
Cutting to actual screens of Asteroids, Eddie Atari proceeds to blow up asteroids, a UFO and a badly superimposed Goodyear Blimp, which sends Piscopo into a rant reminiscent of the Hindenburg Disaster broadcast. (Season 6: Episode 8; 24 Jan. 1981)
[edit] The Elevator Fans
[edit] Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I.
P.I. P.I. stood for "Politically Incorrect Private Investigator." Kevin Nealon portrayed Gannon, who would frequently make ignorant assumptions based on stereotypes, such as meeting an African-American medical doctor and assuming that her doctorate was in Jazz Music or African-American studies.
[edit] Frank & Papa
[edit] G-Dog
[edit] Gene the Ex-Convict
[edit] Gerald "T-Bone" Tibbins
[edit] Get Off The Shed!
As it was his first ever SNL sketch, "Get Off The Shed!" introduced Will Ferrell to the world. Ferrell portrayed a patriarch named Frank Henderson, who would address his off-camera children to get off their backyard shed as he was grilling hamburgers and entertaining houseguests. The man would talk to his guests, frequently interrupting himself to tell his children to "Get off the shed!" As the sketch wore on, the character became more abusive in his language and threats toward his children as the guests became more and more disgusted at his antics. The sketch appeared once more later that season. Both sketches also featured David Koechner and Nancy Walls as Henderson's friends, Tom and Susan Taylor. As shown on the Best of Will Ferrell DVD, Ferrell came up with this character himself and used it for his audition.
[edit] Girl Watchers
In this series of memorable sketches, Tom Hanks and Jon Lovitz portray a pair of hapless bachelors who suavely attempt to hit on every woman that walks by. None of the females ever respond, or even seem to notice them, and the two simply respond to each other in the same suave manner as they are rejected by each one. In between each proposition, they constantly make comments about how pathetic their lives are in the same tone, frequently high-fiving one another.
[edit] Hanukkah Harry
Hanukkah Harry was the name of a fictitious holiday character played by Jon Lovitz. In cases where Santa Claus (Phil Hartman) is not able to fulfill his usual Christmas Eve duties, he asks Hanukkah Harry, the Jewish equivalent, to assume the role. Harry wears a blue costume, and instead of eight reindeer, his flying sleigh is pulled by three jackasses, named Moishe, Herschel, and Schlomo. Harry also gives the Christian children stereotypical Jewish gifts (such as dreidels).
[edit] The Herlihy Boy
Adam Sandler portrayed The Herlihy Boy in a series of fake commercials, accompanied by an unnamed character, possibly his father, played by Chris Farley. Both talking to the camera, they would try to convince the audience that the Herlihy boy was responsible enough to care for a vacationing family's home. The Herlihy boy would repeatedly promise to take care of various things around the home, and plead with the viewers to trust him. The camera would then pan to Farley who would angrily demand that the viewer trust the boy. As the commercial went on, the Herlihy boy would admit that while house sitting he would do bizarre things to the family's home and Farley would become more and more agitated to the point of screaming and crying. By the end of the sketch it would become noticeably difficult for Sandler to maintain his composure and not break character.
[edit] Hub's Gyros
Hub's Gyros was a sketch reminiscent of the Olympia Cafe ("Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger") sketch of the 1970s. Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, and Robert Smigel played the staff of the restaurant and Mike Myers or Tim Meadows would play the customers. The premise of the sketch was that the customer felt that his gyro was dry and asked for more juice. The staff would then ask, "You like-a the juice?", in a suggestive manner. Following each response, the various staff members would continue making comments in the same vein, such as "Juice is good, huh? Juice make sandwich better? I get you the juice". The staff was exceptionally smarmy.
In one episode, the "juice" had turned rancid, and Rob Schneider's character has to go to Mount Olympus to get more juice and is greeted there by Zeus (Phil Hartman).
The sketches seem to have been made purposefully bad, possibly satirizing critics' complaints that SNL's sketches had become repetitive and overly long in the 1990s with the coming of Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, and Rob Schneider as castmembers. One of the Hub's Gyros sketches ends with David Spade demanding the sketch end after a handful of cast members (including the restaurant staff themselves) admitting that the sketch is running long, and that it was the "same thing, over and over again".
Hub's Gyros is also the name is a diner in Evanston, IL.
[edit] Iris De Flaminio
[edit] Irving Cohen
Martin Short plays Cohen, a parody of a stereotypical has-been Jewish-American Tin Pan Alley songwriter, more currently the host of a late-night talk show. Short first played the character on SCTV, and later played the character again on Primetime Glick.
[edit] Jeffrey's
Jimmy Fallon and various guest hosts play elitist store clerks who insult and shun their customers. Will Ferrell plays their supervisor, another snobbish hipster, who arrives on a mobility scooter, and always has some pressing issue that needs to be addressed, via an incredibly small cell phone (which gets smaller with each appearance, until the last one, in which he pulls out a large, old-fashioned cell phone, announcing that "big is the new small"). Horatio Sanz has a recurring role as customer who is repeatedly abused by the clerks.
[edit] The Jones Brothers
The Jones Brothers are recurring characters during SNL's 1985-1986 season. The Jones Brothers, named Ned and Fed, were two drugged-out inner city street hustlers played by feature player Damon Wayans (who played Ned) and repertory player Anthony Michael Hall (who played Fed) who starred in two fake commercials, selling stolen merchandise, including bikes, TVs, computers, stolen purses with I.D., and (in their final appearance on the episode hosted by Griffin Dunne with musical guest Roseanne Cash) cable television.
[edit] Judy Miller
Gilda Radner plays Judy Miller, a hyper little girl with an overactive imagination, playing with her dolls, a bridal veil and other toys and clothes in her bedroom, while acting out and narrating her own imaginary "show" with great enthusiasm, sometimes to her downstairs mother's exasperation.
On the first episode featuring this sketch, Gilda Radner had broken her ribs during dress rehearsal when she slammed herself against the door. Despite this, Radner went out and performed the sketch on the live show.
[edit] The Leather Man
Played by Jimmy Fallon.
[edit] Karl's Video
Played by David Spade, Karl was the nosy, irksome owner of a video rental where celebrities occasionally dropped by.
[edit] The Keisters
[edit] Lawrence Orback
[edit] The Livelys
The Livelys was a recurring sketch on SNL's low-rated sixth season about a game show host Phil Lively (played by Charles Rocket) and his wife (played by Gail Matthius) who treated life as if it was just a game show. The couple lived with Phil's father, a cantankerous old man who was never seen but was heard shouting orders at them (played by longtime SNL announcer Don Pardo). Whenever visitors came to the Livelys' home, they were quizzed. If they answered incorrectly, they would be thrown out of the house (this is particularly true in one sketch where fellow Jean Doumanian castmember Ann Risley plays a retirement center owner who wants Phil's father to come with her and Phil asks the owner to give him one good reason why Phil's father should be in a retirement home http://snltranscripts.jt.org/80/80jlivelys.phtml).
[edit] Lothar of the Hill People
Portrayed by Mike Myers, Lothar dressed in the manner of prehistoric man, and discussed with his companions what appear to be universal issues.
[edit] Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual
Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual (full name: Lyle Billup) was a character played by Dana Carvey in the late 1980's on Saturday Night Live. Lyle was a straight man with a lisp and outrageously homosexual mannerisms. Everyone in the sketches thought he was gay, including his wife and children.
The basic premise of a "Lyle" sketch was Lyle giving some sexual advice to someone who would then respond along the lines of "how would you know, aren't you gay?" to which Lyle would gasp in dramatic surprise while looking into the camera.
This sketch had its own theme song, as have many sketches on Saturday Night Live, regardless of how short-lived they were. Other similar examples are "Nicole, the Girl With No Gay-Dar" (Rachel Dratch), "Passive Aggressive Pam" (Ana Gasteyer), as well as "Massive Headwound Harry", another Carvey character.
[edit] Episodes featuring Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual
- November 11, 1989 host: Chris Evert
- March 21, 1992 host: Mary Stuart Masterson
[edit] Mace
[edit] The Mall Sketches
Originated in a sketch about "The Scotch Boutique", a store that sold nothing but adhesive tape. This sketch revolved around the inanity of a store offering such a specialized product line. Customers came in with the mistaken assumption that the store sold other stationery items or even audio cassettes ( though the store did make photocopies at the bargain price of nine cents each ).
A follow-up sketch appeared in the episode hosted by Rick Nelson. Nelson and Bill Murray played the proprietors of " D & R Men's Hair Stylists ", an upscale men's barber shop located in the same mall as the tape store. Dan Aykroyd appeared as the owner of a men's suit store. Much of the sketch revolved around the lack of business in the mall and Gilda Radner appeared as wife of the tape store's owner who cheerfully remarked that the tape store was very busy, as owners of other stores in the mall needed to buy tape to put up their " Going Out Of Business Sale " signs. Mention is also made of a pet shop where no dogs have been sold in such a long time that all the dogs are eating "Cycle 4" ( The "Cycle" brand dog foods were prepared to fit the needs of dogs at specific stages in their development. "Cycle 4" was for older dogs. )
[edit] Mark Strobel
[edit] Mary Louise
Mary Louise was a recurring character during SNL's low-rated sixth season (when Jean Doumanian was producer) played by Denny Dillon. Mary Louise was an emotionally disturbed child who liked to torture people with her hand puppet, Sam the Snake.
[edit] Marvin & Celeste
[edit] Melanie the Babysitter
[edit] Middle-Aged Man
Middle-Aged Man was a quasi-superhero character created by Mike Myers. He was the alter-ego of middle-aged Ed Miles who, merely by virtue of being middle-aged, "possessed powers and knowledge far beyond younger men," in the words of his theme song. Accompanied by his sidekick, "Drinking Buddy" (Chris Farley), he offered to those younger than himself his hard-won wisdom about matter such as car maintenance, sex, and escrow accounts. His catchphrase, "You're looking at my gut, aren't you?! Well, I'm working on it!", didn't catch on, but Myers chose a similar catchphrase for his more popular Simon character: "Were you looking at my bum? Bum-looker."
[edit] Episodes Featuring Middle-Aged Man
- April 21, 1990: host Alec Baldwin
- October 20, 1990: host George Steinbrenner
- May 18, 1991: host George Wendt
[edit] Mighty Mack Blues
- See entry: Mighty Mack Blues on Saturday Night Live musical sketches.
[edit] Miles Cowperthwaite
[edit] Mr. Short-Term Memory
Tom Hanks played Mr. Short-Term Memory on occasion when he would host SNL. Due to an accident (he was hit on the head by a falling pear) he had no short-term memory and thus, continuously forgot things that had just occurred. The most famous of these sketches was one where he appears on a game show, constantly forgetting the question asked to him, and always amazed to find his celebrity partner, Tony Randall, sitting next to him.
Later, Kevin Nealon played a similar character called Mr. No Depth Perception whose ability only to see in two dimensions caused mishaps such as shouting to persons next to him (or whispering at those far away) and accidentally backing a truck into his house.
[edit] Mrs. T
Was a character played by Robin Duke as the hypothetical (and similarly attired) wife of entertainment personality Mr. T. She had her own brand of Blood Mary mix.
[edit] Nadeen
Nadeen was a waitress played by Cheri Oteri. Nadeen was rude to her customers and spoke in a very thick accent that was hard to understand. Her catch-phrase was "simma down now!"
[edit] Nicole, The Girl With No Gay-Dar
Nicole (Rachel Dratch) was a character who frequently went to gay bars or all-male parties looking for dates, and was completely oblivious to the fact that all the men were overtly homosexual.
[edit] Orgasm Guy
This sketch features a man named Ron (played by Rob Schneider) who gets excited to the point of orgasm over the simplest of things. He also had a French cousin ("L'homme Orgasme") played by Tom Schiller.
[edit] Episodes featuring Orgasm Guy
- December 12, 1992: host Glenn Close
- May 14, 1994: host Heather Locklear
[edit] Out Of Africa
Rob Schneider plays a hippie shopkeeper who sells rare and ancient African and South American artifacts. Whenever a customer inquires about a certain item, he explains what it is (which usually involves some kind of holy or ceremonial ritual), and then when they invariably ask what it's used for, his answer is always, "You put your weed in there!"
When a cop (played by Charles Barkley) enters the store to tell him he left his car lights on, the shopkeeper gives himself away by adamantly proclaiming that "there's nothing in here that you could put weed into!"
[edit] Paulette Clooney
[edit] Phillip the Hyper Hypo
Phillip was a Hyperactive/Hypoglycemic child who appeared in two episodes. The first was hosted by Nicole Kidman (November 20, 1993), the second by Kim Basinger/Alec Baldwin(February 12, 1994). Phillip was played by Mike Myers and the sketch took place on a playground where he was accompanied by the female host. Phillip wore a red helmet with his name on the front and was attached to the jungle gym by a harness. He would have hyperactive outbursts and the sketch would culminate with female character giving chocolate to Phillip, causing him to "freak out" and rip the jungle gym from the ground and run down the street pulling it behind him.
[edit] President Dexter
[edit] Rajeev Vindaloo
[edit] Ricky & Phil
Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest played a pair of blue collar workers who would pass the time at their jobs by discussing their masochistic habits (i.e. running a cheese grater over their bare skin, pouring lemon juice into a paper cut, shaving their buttocks and squatting in a bowl of gin). Another "hook" featured in sketches involving these two characters was the quirk that the two men seemed to know each other so well that they finished each other's sentences in an odd way. For example, if Ricky were discussing how he spent the weekend prodding the webbing between his thumb and forefinger with a shrimp fork, he might be unable to come up with the phrase "shrimp fork". He would make a hand gesture that vaguely suggested the item and Phil would suggest "Shrimp Fork?" and Ricky would say "Yeah, that's it!" Crystal's catch-phrase following a particularly cringe-worthy practice was " Ooh, I hate when that happens!"
[edit] Robert Latta
[edit] The Rocky Roads
[edit] Rosa Santangelo
[edit] Sally O'Malley
Sally O'Malley was portrayed by Molly Shannon. O'Malley was a fifty-year-old housewife who was not ashamed to reveal her age to everyone in the room ("I'm fifty!"). Despite her age, she prided herself on being extremely agile, regularly proclaiming that she liked to "kick, stretch, and kick!" O'Malley's age would always catch up with her as she tried to prove her youthful exuberance.
[edit] Seňor Cosa
[edit] The Sensitive Naked Man
Rob Schneider portrayed a social worker who was sensitive toward others and attempted to solve problems. Unfortunately, many of the problems stemmed from the reaction to his nudity, such as when his son was teased at school about his father's nudity, which the Sensitive Naked Man attributed to his poor paying job as a social worker. His nudity was often creatively obstructed, though there were a couple of instances where Schneider's bare backside was clearly visible.
[edit] Shower Mike with Richard Herkiman
[edit] Southern Gals
[edit] Stan Hooper
Stan Hooper was a sarcastic SNL character portrayed by Norm MacDonald. There is no set theme among the different appearances; aside from the character being named "Stan Hooper", the sketches are all unrelated.
Hooper first appeared in a sketch where he visits a psychic (played by host Laura Leighton), who correctly sees the most intimate details of his life, except for the fact that Hooper never lived in Dayton, Ohio. As the psychic continued to reveal details, even conjuring up the ghost of Hooper's dead mother, Stan continuously reminds the seer that he never lived in Dayton.
Stan also appeared as a contestant on a religious game show, where the host (played by Nancy Walls) would read the question and the answer, and Hooper would only need to respond with "Yeah, I knew that" to win the game. The other contestants and host were amazed at how much Hooper knew as he raked in the money.
MacDonald borrowed the character's name for his short-lived 2003 sitcom, A Minute with Stan Hooper, although the character's traits were vastly different.
[edit] The Stand-Ups
This series of sketches showed a group of Seinfeld-esque stand-up comedians played by Tom Hanks, Dennis Miller (in one of his rare, non-Weekend Update performances), Jon Lovitz, and (originally) Damon Wayans, as seen backstage at a comedy club. While waiting to go onstage, they would mill around and rant with each other, applying observational comedy to various commonplace subjects. They often began by questioning, "What's the deal with (subject)?", then putting their comedic take on it, and always concluding with the statement, "I want to know!" They usually drank coffee, fueling further discussions (such as, what Colombian coffee tasters do on their coffee breaks) and repeatedly used the expression, "Hey!" (and variations, such as, "I mean, Hey!").
On one occasion, Dennis Miller and Jon Lovitz's characters got into a heated debate over a new name for half and half dairy creamer. Miller said they should call it "crilk", while Lovitz argued that it should be "meam". They went back and forth like this a few times until a fight broke out, with Miller trying to wrestle Lovitz to the ground.
A very similar sketch was done some years later, featuring a group of similar comedians, (albeit, an entirely new cast), on a game show titled "Stand Up & Win" with a host played by Jerry Seinfeld (as a direct parody of his own stand-up act). (It should be noted that the original sketch first appeared in 1985, before Seinfeld was a well-known comic.)
[edit] Starkeesha & Appreciante
[edit] Stevie Siskin
[edit] Stuart Rankin, All Things Scottish
Stuart Rankin was a Mike Myers creation. He was an irascible old Scottish man who owned a shop called "All Things Scottish". He greeted customers and answered the phone with the phrase, "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!" The sketch mainly consisted of people coming into his shop looking for Scottish things, and then being berated for their lack of Scottishness.
[edit] Susan the Transsexual
Played by Phil Hartman, Susan was a frequent guest on Sprockets.
[edit] Tales From The Barbecue
Tales From The Barbecue was one of the few recurring sketches that featured Tim Meadows in his first three seasons with Saturday Night Live. Unfortunately, only two sketches of this kind were aired. Meadows played a greying patriarch, known only as "Pop", with a flair for barbecuing. Each sketch illustrated through flashbacks how Pop (his young counterpart played by Chris Rock) used his barbecuing skills to save the day. In one sketch he battled Nazis, and in another he saved Christmas (with Hammer in the role of Santa Claus).
[edit] Episodes Featuring "Tales From The Barbecue"
[edit] Terrell and his wife
Terrell and his wife are played by SNL writers J.B. Smoove and Paula Pell. They would often be in the audience during a celebrity host's monologue and ask questions.
[edit] Terrence Maddox, Nude Model
Will Ferrell played Terrence Maddox, a homeless (and possibly mentally ill) Vietnam War veteran who would be hired at the last minute to model in the nude for an art class. Terrence is a disgusting, repulsive, filthy slob, with one testicle who may or may not have hepatitis. He would usually end up doing something so disgusting that the students in the class would complain and ask him to leave. This would cause Maddox to break into a fit of wheezing tears, after which he would proceed to stand up and eloquently defend his dignity. The impassioned speech, though usually culminating in a threat involving him waiting in the parking lot, would inspire the students to paint and sculpt masterpieces illustrating his strange behavior. Each sketch would end with Maddox pointing to his winking eye and saying "Wink!"
[edit] That Black Girl
That Black Girl (real name: LaToya Marie) is a recurring character played by one-season castmember Danitra Vance. LaToya Marie (much like Vance herself during her tenure on SNL) was a struggling actress trying to hit the big time, despite that she was always put in racially stereotypical parts. The sketch title is a parody of the sitcom "That Girl".
[edit] That White Guy
[edit] Theodoric of York
Theodoric of York was a medieval character played by Steve Martin. He was sought for help in times of trouble by others who lived in his village. In the first such sketch which aired on April 22, 1978, Theodoric was a barber who posed the rhetorical question of whether it would be better to use scientific method and clinical procedures in medicine or to still believe that disease was caused by a patient swallowing a toad or perhaps a small dwarf. He seemed on the verge of creating modern medicine.
In his next appearance on November 4, 1978, Theodoric was a judge who posed the rhetorical question of whether it would be better to try cases using law and evidence and court procedure rather than trials by torture or other superstitious means. He seemed on the verge of creating the modern legal system.
The final tie-in with the sketches was that when at this historical turning point, Theodoric would ask himself if he should dedicate his life to forwarding mankind to a greater good through new learning and philosophies or perpetuate ignorance and superstition. Inevitably he would respond to this dilemma with a resounding "Nah!," as the character turns from the verge of enlightenment and embraces ignorance and superstition.
[edit] Tiny Elvis
Tiny Elvis, often referred to as "Tiny E" by his companions, was actually a miniature Elvis Presley, as portrayed by Nicolas Cage (and in later appearances, by Rob Schneider) in a series of sketches. He would frequently make jokes about how "huge" certain objects around him were, ("Look at at that salt shaker! That thing's huge!"), to which everyone around him would laugh and fawn over him. However, he was easily roused to anger when his compatriots, Sonny and Red (a reference to Presley's real life bodyguards, Sonny and Red West), would comment on how cute he was.
In one sketch, he was shrunk further in a lab and turned into Microscopic Elvis.
[edit] Tony Trailer
[edit] Tony Vallencourt
[edit] Total Bastard Airlines
David Spade portrayed an arrogant steward on "Total Bastard Airlines". The sketches took place at the end of a flight, as passengers filed off the airplane past him and the other flight attendant (Helen Hunt in the first sketch, and Ellen Cleghorne in the second). They insincerely wished these patrons well, and passive aggressively insulted them. They would end each exchange with a disdainful "buh-bye". Note: Steve Martin appeared in the second sketch as the pilot.
[edit] Episodes featuring Total Bastard Airlines
- March 19, 1994: host Helen Hunt
- September 24, 1994: host Steve Martin
[edit] The Two Sammies
[edit] Uncle Jemima
- See entry: Uncle Jemima on Saturday Night Live TV show sketches.
[edit] Uncle Roy
Uncle Roy was played by Buck Henry. The character was easily identifiable as pedophile to adult viewers and would babysit for young female characters played by Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman, who were naively unaware of his true motives.
Henry's character would convince the girls to pose for his Polaroid in a "goofy sisters photo session" where Radner and Newman would raise their shirts to cover their eyes in child-like shyness of Uncle Roy, who would become aroused. He would also have presents hidden in his pockets and give the girl's "horsey rides".
At the end of each "Uncle Roy" sketch, the parents, typically played by Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd, would come back just in time to stop Uncle Roy's advances. They too remained unaware of his true motives.
It should be noted that the sketch was performed on SNL in the late 1970s. The same sketch, or one with a similar theme of pedophilia, would probably result in heavy criticism from American audiences if performed today. This is evident from the harsh reaction to the 1994 "Canteen Boy" sketch, where a Boy Scout leader, played by Alec Baldwin, made homosexual advances on a grown scout played by Adam Sandler, which audiences believed to be an underage character. Baldwin would later make a statement that the sketch was done in innocence, since the character was an adult, and it was never implied that he was supposed to be a child.
Outside of SNL, Uncle Roy is also the name of an unseen character in the Dysfunctional Family Circus series on the Internet. Unlike SNL's Uncle Roy, the Uncle Roy on DFC is not a pedophile, but a homosexual relative who has had relations with Bil Keane (implied through many captions on DFC).
[edit] Vickie & Debbie
Vickie and Debbie (played by season six castmembers Denny Dillon and Gail Matthius) were teenaged girls with stereotypical "valley girl" accents who hung out at malls or bothered people.
Vickie (played by Gail Matthius) first appeared in the first episode of season 6 (hosted by Elliot Gould) where she played a teenage girl who goes on a blind date with a middle-aged man (played by Elliot Gould). The first time Vickie was paired with Debbie (Denny Dillon) was on the Ellen Burstyn episode in a controversial sketch where Vickie and her best friend, Debbie, bother a receptionist at an abortion clinic.
Incidentally, despite leaving SNL, Gail Matthius did not let her Vickie character die. The character later appeared on the short-lived sketch series Laugh Trax, and was later adapted into the characters of Kelly Generic from Bobby's World and Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures, both performed by Matthius.
[edit] Vic Salukin
[edit] Vinnie Barber
[edit] The Waxmans
Played by Gilbert Gottfried and Denny Dillon, Pinky and Leo Waxman were a bickering, middle-aged Jewish couple and hosts of the public access talk show "What's It All About?". On the show, celebrity interviews were often disrupted by the Waxmans' marital issues. In one sketch on the episode hosted by Deborah Harry (with musical guest Funky 4 + 1), it's revealed that the Waxmans have a niece (played by Deborah Harry) in Soho who is a lesbian.
It should be noted that this sketch strongly seemed to be an inspiration for Mike Myers' Coffee Talk sketches, especially the first installment on the Elliot Gould/Kid Creole and the Coconuts episode, in which Pinky and Leo discuss Barbra Streisand.
[edit] The Widettes
The Widettes were a series of sketches with a very simple premise: cast members would play characters with unusually large rear ends. Recurring Widettes include Bob Widette (Dan Aykroyd), Betty Widette (Jane Curtin), Jeff Widette (John Belushi), and Tammy Widette (Gilda Radner), which got laughs based on the name's similarity with that of country singer Tammy Wynette.
These sketches were parodied in 1993 on The Simpsons when Krusty the Clown starred on "Tuesday Night Live" in a sketch entitled "The Big Ear Family". They (along with the similar sketch, The Coneheads) were also parodied on In Living Color as the "Buttman" family (about a family with naked buttocks as foreheads). Blue Collar TV, in 2004, also copied this sketch, as every member of the family would wear an enormous fat suit.
[edit] Episodes Featuring The Widettes
- December 16, 1978 host: Elliott Gould
- February 10, 1979 host: Cicely Tyson
- April 14, 1979 host: Milton Berle
[edit] Wong & Owens, Ex-Porn Stars
[edit] Woodrow the Bum
Tracy Morgan portrays the homeless and crazy, but also harmless and sensitive Woodrow. Both appearances involve Woodrow approaching and attempting to be friendly with beautiful female celebrities (Britney Spears and Kate Hudson), whereupon he is ridiculed and laughed at by the stars' fans and associates, which makes him cry. This embarrasses the celebrity into chastising the crowd, feeling sorry for Woodrow, and offering to walk him home. When asked where he lives, he points to a manhole cover a few feet away. After the celebrity promises to return shortly and followes Woodrow through the manhole cover, Woodrow attempts to impress and be a gracious host by offering cans of soup and pretending to take a cell phone call with a block of wood. Ultimately he expresses his admiration and gratitude by serenading with a romantic song containing bizarre and insane lyrics. This leads the celebrity to fall in love with Woodrow and decide to stay with him in the sewer. The sketches would then end with the crowd above calling down for the celebrity to come back out or they're coming down to get her. Woodrow is forced to admit that they are from two different worlds and that their relationship can never last. They promise to never forget each other and the celebrity leaves. The final shot is Woodrow alone in the sewer with a broken heart.
[edit] Zagat's
Zagat's was probably the most memorable recurring sketch on Saturday Night Live to come out of the infamously disappointing 1994-95 season. It featured Adam Sandler as a depressed geriatric named Hank Gelfand, and Chris Farley as his effervescent, perky wife, Beverly Gelfand. Beverly would explain at the beginning of the sketch that she and her husband plan on going out to a restaurant for a special occasion, but that they can't decide where to go. Then she produces her Zagat's New York Restaurant Guide and proceeds to read random listings from it aloud. After virtually every line spoken by Bev, Hank responds with a line of disinterest such as, "Day and night she talks, each word more useless than the last," and "Give me cancer now, God". In its last sketch, Hank rips up the Zagat's book and Bev picks up a TV Guide instead.
Although Zagat's only appeared twice, its popularity is largely due to the fact that nearly every line Farley delivered caused Sandler to laugh, while trying as he might to maintain his 'wet blanket' character. Another SNL sketch took off similarly, when Rachel Dratch caught a case of the giggles while trying to pull off the depressing Debbie Downer.
[edit] Episodes featuring Zagat's
- February 25, 1995 host: George Clooney
- May 13, 1995 host: David Duchovny
[edit] Z105 with Joey Mack
Jimmy Fallon portrays Joey Mack in this series of sketches lampooning crazy morning radio shows. The scene was set in a radio station, with Mack the only operator on duty, though he provided all the voices to the many wacky characters on his show. Mack would often welcome guests (usually SNL's host as themselves), who would always leave early as one of Mack's characters would make fun of them, only to have Mack apologize for the character whose voice he supplied.
