List of Celebrity Deathmatch episodes

Hanson and Spice Girls: Crushed by rafters.

Random Audience Member: Crossed by motor.

Sylvester Stallone: Blown up by rocket, but manages to "reform" into his former self.

Don King: Sliced in half by Loch Ness Monster's tail. Mike Tyson sitting with him, says, "I'm fwee! I'm fwee! The King is dead! Long live the monster!"

Several Audience Members: Crushed by Loch Ness Monster.

David Letterman and Jay Leno: Crushed by the electrocuted Loch Ness Monster.

In the booth collapse, Nick Diamond fell from the booth and was injured, going into a coma.

Quentin Tarantino: Ribcage ripped out by Woody Allen.

Rosie O'Donnell: Sliced up when thrown through the Dome of Devastation.

Gary Oldman: Head crushed in Christopher Walken's hands.

Hanson: Sliced apart by chainsaw held by Zachary Hanson while attempting to cut down the rafters.

Puff Daddy: Sliced to bits by Trent Reznor's projectile fingernails.

David Hasselhoff: Face and skull ripped off when John Tesh unfolds an umbrella in his head. He collapses after the fight.

John Tesh: Crushed by KITT.

Chris Rock: Chopped into pieces by giant fan as it malfunctions.

Céline Dion: Ripped apart from the inside by Zatar (who had possessed her previously)

Don King: Possesed by Zatar the Alien.

Zatar the Alien: Nick Diamond breaks the alien's eye and plunge out its brain. But he still alive.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Jackie Chan uses Chuck Norris's arms to slice Jean-Claude Van Damme's head off.

Vanilla Ice: Crushed by Ice Cube (was frozen in an ice cube, then dropped).

Backstreet Boys: Howie's face destroyed; mech explodes when Marlon Brando is shoved in the exhaust pipe.

Random Audience Member:Accidentally Destroyed by a laser from Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars" Strategic Defense Initiative satellite defense program.

Ayatollah Khomeini: Destroyed by a laser from Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars" Strategic Defense Initiative satellite defense program.

Penn: Eaten by a tiger.

Pharaoh: No evidence he died; he just got knocked out of the ring.

Larry King: Crushed to pieces by a desk.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Slashed to death by mystery killer..

Paul Hogan: Impaled by sharp ring post; thrown on a grill to cook.

Antonio Banderas: Insides hit out like a pinata.

Yoko Ono: Crushed in a folding couch .

No Deaths: Busta Rhymes ran into the time machine and was teleported back to William Shakespeare's time of existence.

Tami: Head crushed by Puck/Puck's bicycle.

Puck: Thrown off his bike into tank of piranahs.

Oliver Stone: Camera falls from helicopter and impales his eye.

Pat Sajak: Sliced up by the wheel from Wheel of Fortune.

Bill Clinton: Killed by poisonous hamburgers.

Saddam Hussein: Beaten to death with American flag pole.

Ben Stiller: Electrocuted by Bob Dylan.

Bob Dylan and Sid Fliggle: Electrocuted each other.

Moe Howard: Toilet plunger handle through the eye.

Larry Fine: Is turned into a sperm via time machine, jumped and smashed into Pavarotti's eye.

Jose Carreras: Face is smashed in by a headbutt from Curly Howard.

Luciano Pavarotti: His face is torn off by Curly Howard.

Carrot Top: Inflated and turned into a balloon animal, then popped.

Allen Roberts: Crushed by ten-ton block by Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Don Rickles: Punched to pieces; pieces land on a grill.

Billy Crystal:Head torn off by Robin Williams.

Robin Williams: Broken in half by Whoopi Goldberg.

Harvey Keitel: Smashed into a wall.

Robot Hugh Grant: Andy Dick tears his heart out, only to find that he was fighting a robot.

Robot Nick Diamond: Johnny Gomez rips out his robot heart because he was being too annoying.

Stacey Cornbred: Spontaneously combusts.

Peter Criss: Falls off turnbuckle and cracks skull on the steel stairs.

Lance Bass: Sliced deli-style by Paul Stanley's eye laser.

Justin Timberlake: Flattened by Ace Frehley and disintegrated by his guitar.

Joey Fatone: No evidence he died; he just got knocked out of the ring.

Paul Stanley: Accidentally burned to a crisp by Gene Simmons' firey breath.

Chris Kirkpatrick: Crushed by a falling Gene Simmons.

Keanu Reeves: Brad Pitt goes into his head, and beats up his brain.

Kirk Fosnaugh: Spleen torn out by John Tesh.

Tiger Woods: Tennis balls shot up rectum until he exploded

Eriq La Salle: His body turns yellow and crumbles to dust after a virus (referred to as malaria) is injected into him.

Bryant Gumbel: Thrown through glass by Willard Scott, and sliced to bits.

Judge Judy: Electrocuted by a lamp

Cousin Grimm: Decipitated. He regenerates a moment later, however.

Pierce McCrack: Skull/spine ripped out, then impaled with it.

Carson Daly: Innards torn out by Joe C.

Eminem: After kicking Joe C. up to the top of the arena, he falls on Eminem's head, taking control of Eminem's body.

Kid Rock: After not acknowledging Joe C.'s efforts to help him win, Joe C. (using Eminem's body) jumps on Kid Rock, crushing his chest repeatedly.

Steven Spielberg: Gets torn to pieces by the ghosts of the Ark of the Covenant.

Melissa Joan Hart and Salem Saberhagen the Cat : Crushed by a burning pole.

Reese Witherspoon: Cut into pieces by the ropes after she is accidentally knocked into them by Scott Wolf.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Betty-Sue Olsen reaches into her back and pulls out a chicken that she ate earlier ago.

Scott Wolf: Face sucked off by Betty-Sue Olsen.

Tommy Lee: Eaten by baby tree monkeys.

Joe Pesci: Napoleon Bonaparte puts his smelly rotten hand (which he kept in his coat) into Joe Pesci's nose. He punches him repeatedly until his brains leak out his ears.

Martin Lawerence: Head crushed by Kevin Bacon.

Jesse Ventura: Kevin Bacon punches a hole in him, climbs into the hole, and tears him in half.

The Satyr: Blown in half by a Roman Candle in the rectum.

Jack the Ripper: Impaled by his own knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes closes his coat on him.

Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello: Crushed, sliced up and stuffed in jars.

James Gandolfini: Flushed down a toilet.

Eddie Murphy: Heart torn out and stuck in his head.

Courtney Love: Dave Grohl chews through a wire holding a piano, causing it to fall and crush Courtney Love.

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins: Head smacked off by poker table by Emily Robison.

Emily Robison: Smashed through a mirror when she is catapaulted by Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes.

Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas: Martie Maguire throws alcohol bottles into her mouth, then jumps on her head.

Martie Maguire and Natalie Maines: Smashed by a chandelier.

Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes: Hacked to pieces by Lucy Lawless upon trying to steal her trophy.

Keenen Ivory Wayans: Torn to pieces by Daniel Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin: Head eaten by Daniel Baldwin.

Marlon and Shawn Wayans: Are not saved from being buried.

William and Stephen Baldwin: Are not saved from being buried.

James Haven: Bomb explosion after fishing it out from Angelina Jolie's buttocks.

Sandra Bullock: Chopped in half by Angelina Jolie's stretched lips as they come off the turnbuckle.

Potato Khan: Is sliced by a grate that Cousin Grimm was holding, he regenerates as numerous small pieces.

Several small pieces of Potato Khan: Stomped by Cousin Grimm.

Cousin Grimm: After eating the small remains of Potato Khan, they get to his brain, and he tries to get them out by smashing his head into the turnbuckle and bashing his head with his club, which decapitates him.

George Lucas: In an attempt to escape from fans, George Lucas gets caught in a garbage disposal and is crushed.

Backstreet Boys: Electrocuted

Bob Costas: Murdered by John Tesh (actual death occured before the show, but Johnny Gomez discovers his remains after this fight.)

Random Audience Member: Turn to stone.

Popcorn Seller: Turned to stone.

Medusa: Decapitated when she tries to get Steve Irwin away from her while her head is in a bag that Steve Irwin was holding.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Kim Cattrall puts a sandal into her head, then twists her head off.

Kim Cattrall: Broken in half by Kristin Davis's back massager.

Kristin Davis: Turned to stone after Nick Diamond accidentally drops Medusa's head into the ring.

Johnny Gomez, Nick Diamond and Mills Lane: Turned to stone. (They do not actually die.)

Entire Celebrity Deathmatch arena: All are turned to stone when they all look at Medusa's head.

Katie Holmes: Dies in the explosion of Keri Russell.

Celebrity Deathmatch audience: They all perish in the explosion of Keri Russell (One survivor, but his head is accidentally torn off by Sam Donaldson)

blink-182: No evidence that they die. Their robot simply gets split in half from the waist.

Kevin Spacey: Eaten by Dave Thomas

David Copperfield's Assistant: Head ripped off in an attempt for David Copperfield to upstage David Blaine.

David Blaine: Knocked into a piranha tank and eaten by the piranhas.

Debbie Matenopoulos: smashed with helicopter on building. (Does not actually die).

Corey Feldman and Harvey Weinstein: Impaled by ladder.

J.K. Rowling: Head kicked off by Stephen King's robotic leg.

George Harrison: McCartney jumped on his head.

Beck: Neck twisted and head punched off by Bach.

Elizabeth Hurley: Dragged through the 'Pit Of Puberty' grate by Anna Kournikova, her head is split open and her brain pops out.

Rudy Boesch: Decapitated by Colby Donaldson using a stick.

Kelly Wiglesworth: Head eaten by Susan Hawk.

Michael Skupin: Fell in fire upon entering the ring

Susan Hawk: Impaled on a little girl outside of the ring.

Jerri Manthey: Stomach explodes after being fed uncooked rice and hot water by Keith Famie.

Keith Famie: Decapitated by knives wielded by Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Tina Wesson smashes her head into a turnbuckle.

Colby Donaldson: Tina Wesson makes him cry, then smashes his head on her breasts.

Colleen Haskell: Neck broken after getting her head jammed up Richard Hatch's butt.

Richard Hatch: Thrown into a wall by his penis.

Jeff Probst: Tina Wesson burns him with a torch, since he deserted them all on the island.

The rest of the "Survivor" cast was eaten by Richard Hatch.

Dave Matthews: Heart explodes after his circulatory system is filled with Keith Richards' poisoned blood.

Bruce Willis: Head knocked off.

Jack Osbourne: He seems to have died of death erection. After being kicked in the testicles, he is told by Mary-Kate Olsen that sometimes she showers with her sister together. This causes his penis to explode.

Mary-Kate Olsen: After eating Kelly Osbourne's cupcake, her body becomes bloated. And her stomach rejects her body and busts out of it, killing her instantly.

Ashley Olsen: Four CDs (all thrown by Kelly Osbourne) slashed into her face.

Gwen Stefani: Two lollipops were pierced through her eyes, then her head was twisted off.

Sacha Baron Cohen (as Ali G): Two fingers were ripped off, eyebrows tore up by masking tape and stomach contents were ripped out.

Sean Penn: Brick slammed into head by Mills Lane.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Body pierced by Chris Rock's body.

Horatio Sanz: Tongue and intestines were pulled out.

Jamie Foxx: Head crushed inside a piano.

Cat: Was thrown and crashed into a Wall by Tally Wong. Might have survived.

Verne Troyer: Body pulled and twisted until insides fell out by Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña and Johnny Knoxville.