User:Rebelkass

[edit] Howdy Doody!

[edit] Rebelkass is born

It all started back in Sealand. I was born to Mel Gibson and Lisa Kudrow. You know how that happens all the time, right? Well anyway, I grew up and learned how to speak fluently in Spanish and Japanese. My real name is not Rebelkass. It is Senor Sir Charles Whittington Snapdragon Mifisticuffs IV, jr. Yeah. My father changed his name to Mel Gibson because he didn't like it. Don't you hate it when people type like this? Heh. Quone.

[edit] Rebelkass is a teen...idol

Around not-babyhood-years-old, I designed a clothing line titled "Magnifique - Urban Toddlerwear". To make a long, exciting, romantic, and epic story short, only three people bought the East Side hoodies and the Gangsta/Rasta bootsies. Well, that's life. I grew up to date Raven-Symone for 19 years. But the she left me for Michael Bolton. Darn you, Michael Bolton! So, I was a bachelor for the rest of my teen years. I also had a record released. It did...well, click the link. This is it... I also flopped as a professional wrestler. I went under the psuedonym Hector Guerrero, when I played the Gobbledygooker. God, was that awful. I would be an outcast for the rest of my life if I didn't change my complete identity! So when I turned 20, I did.

[edit] Rebelkass today

I changed my identity. This is who I am now. I am commonly known as Rebelkass. Everybody around me also realized that I have a love for a special treat. So I went around selling those. I'm a guy with just a little money. I'm actually a Novenonagintacentillionaire. That's a real number. Look it up. Anyway, here I am now. Because I don't have a life. Yeah.

[edit] Bookography or whatever it's called

I wrote many books in my life. Here they are:

The Two Brothers (1998)

Tom Shrinks (1998)

Silly Milly (1999)

George is Scared (2000)

The Cursed Passage (2001)

The Air Machine (2001)

Futuristic Past-Terrific (2002)

Cotsdale (I'm in the process of making it longer) (2005, 2006)

Seven Seas (2005)

Shanghai'd! (in progress) (2005-2006)

(untitled for now) (in progress) (2006)

[edit] Video Games I Beat

Now this is impressive. I am no doubt a hardcore gamer. My life revolves arond these things. You may notice that some of these games are RPGs. Hard RPGs. A lot are also stealth games. Stealth games are my favorite. A lot of stealth games are very long and hard. Also, I did beat some games a long time ago, but I did with cheats. These are games I beat without using a single cheat. And these platform games should not be discredited. Except for 102 Dalmations and Fairly Oddparents. My Grandma can beat those. And she's dead. A lot of people can also easily beat a fighting game. But still.

Rhythym:

Parappa the Rapper 2 Taiko Drum Master Guitar Hero

Platform:

102 Dalmations Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Fairly Oddparents: Beakin' Da Rules Samurai Warriors Spider-Man (both of these these are the ones based on the comic, not the film) Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro Ultimate Spider-Man Terminator: Dawn of Fate Katamari Damacy The Godfather

RPG:

Fable Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Stealth/Action:

Hitman: Blood Money Metal Gear Solid: the Twin Snakes Metal Gear Solid III: Snake Eater

Fighting:

Tekken 3 Tekken 4 Tekken 5 Soul Blade Soul Calibur II Soul Calibur III Fight Night: Round Two War of the Monsters Celebrity Deathmatch WWE Raw vs. SmackDown! 2006

Sports:

NBA Street Fight Night: Round Two (Hey, it's about fighting for sport!)

[edit] Video Games You Have To Play

You must play these fantastic games. These are some of the best ever made. In my opinion.

These are only the ones I've played and beaten.

The Godfather (M) Hitman: Blood Money (M) Metal Gear Solid (Entire Series) (M) The Sims (E or T?)