Neither a Borrower Nor a Speller Bee

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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode
“Neither a Borrower Nor a Speller Bee”
Episode no.	Season 2 Episode 38
Guest star(s)	Anthony Acker, Monique Coleman, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Mary Kate McGeehan, Aaron Parker Mouser, Marianne Muellerleile, Sophie Tamiko Oda, Jim O'Heir, Cathy Schenkelberg
Writer(s)	Llyod Garver
Director	Lex Passaris
Production no.	209
Original airdate	April 14, 2006
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"Neither a Borrower Nor a Speller Bee" is an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

1 Plot
2 Trivia
3 Quotes
4 References

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Cody is practicing for the upcoming spelling bee. Zack asks his mom for money to use in the gameroom, but Carey says no. Zack runs out of money in the middle of a game so he borrows money from Maynard, who is rather large and mean. Zack lets his game playing get out of control and ends up owing Maynard $30 plus 20% interest and he needs it by that afternoon or else. Maynard announces that he is in the spelling bee as well. At the end of the first round, Cody and Maynard are the only two contestants left. Mr. Moseby tells Carey that she is being too loud and rude towards the other contestants. Maynard tells Zack he will consider the debt paid if Cody loses the spelling bee. That night, Cody is worried about the next round. Zack tells him his worries will go away if he loses. Cody tells him that is the stupidest idea he has ever heard. Zack tells Cody the real reason he wants him to lose. He says winning the spelling bee is the only way to prove he isn't a loser.

Zack asks Maddie, Norman, and Mr. Moseby for the money, but they refuse. Zack asks London who gives him the money which is promptly taken by Maddie, Norman, Moseby to cover his debts. Maynard misses his first word so Cody gets a shot to spell it correctly. Cody is going to throw the contest, but Zack tells him not to. Cody spells the word correctly and wins. In the lobby, Zack decides to face his beating like a man. Zack is shocked when Maynard tells him "or else" means telling his mother. Zack laughs at him, but Carey yells at Zack for borrowing money. Zack tells Carey about Maynard wanting Cody to throw the contest. Maynard's parents overhear and punish their son as well.

Meanwhile, London, Maddie, Corrie, and Mary Margaret volunteer to paint a house for a needy family. London stands around when everyone else does the work. Maddie's phone rings as Sister Dominick walks in and yells at Maddie for talking on her phone. She tells her to be more like London. Sister Dominick tells Maddie to get back to work. When she leaves Maddie is on the ladder painting and London knocks the ladder away leaving Maddie swinging from the light and covering Corrie and Mary Margaret with paint. Sister Dominick returns and tells Maddie she will have to work through lunch. London calls the press to have them take pictures of her doing the volunteer work. The next day, London gloats about her picture in the paper. The family comes and thanks Maddie for the toys and gives her a cake, leaving London jealous. That night, London shows up at their house with toys, but they aren't as receiving as they were with Maddie.

Spoilers end here.

[edit] Trivia

The title, Neither a Borrower Nor a Speller Bee, is a play on the parable, "Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be."
3rd appearance of Corrie.
2nd appearance of Barbara Brownstein.

[edit] Quotes

Carey: I spelled politics 'p-o-l-i-t-i-c-k-s'
Zack: So you got it right.
London: No one feels the pain of others like I do.
Maddie: Ohh, You're gonna feel pain.
Cody: This spelling bee is important to me it's a chance for people to stop calling me a loser.
Zack: Who calls you a loser?
Cody: You do!
Zack: Hey Maddie can I...
Maddie: (interrupting) No.
Zack: But I didn't even ask yet!
Maddie: It just sounded like your "Can I borrow money" voice.
Zack: (accented) 'Ello, Maddae.
Spelling Official: Barbara, your word is "fracas."
Barbara: Could you repeat the word, please?
Spelling Official: "Fracas."
Barbara: Country of origin?
Spelling Official: France.
Barbara: Definition.
Spelling Official: "A disorderly disturbance or fight."
Barbara: Could you use the word in a sentence?
Spelling Official: If you don't spell this word soon, there will be a fracas.
Barbara: "Fracas." F-R-A-K-I-S. Fracas (buzzer sounds)
Spelling Official: Ooh, so close.
Barbara: F-R-A-C-I-S. (buzzer sounds again)
Barbara: C-E-S. (buzzer sounds again)
Barbara: I-S. (buzzer sounds again)
Barbara: U-S! (buzzer sounds again)
Spelling Official: "U-S" done!
Zack: (says to Carey as she pulls him by the ear -- prelude to his punishment) O-W, O-W, O-W!!!
Maynard Kae: I have another way to fill in for that forty dollars you owe me.
Zack: You wanna be best friends forever?
Maynard: No.
Zack: I borrowed money from Maynard Kae, and he's gonna pummle into pudding!
Cody: (stares at Zack) I like pudding.
Zack: Please? For me? C'mon- I'm the only brother you have...
Cody: Mom's still young- she can have more.
Zack: (Writing on Cody's book) "I, Zack Martin, leave all my unopened textbooks to my dear, loving, brother Cody." Sad, isn't it?
Cody: Sure is. (Looks over Zack's shoulder) You spelled 'textbooks' wrong! Pfft!
Carey: (Upon hearing that Zack owed money): Did I not tell you to neither a borrower or lender be?
Zack: Well I went halfway. I never lend.
Maynard: (To his parents when they overhear what he attempted to do at the spelling bee) I can explain.
Maynard's Dad: Save it Maynard. You have disgraced the grand tradition of the American Spelling Bee.