User:Motorcycleson
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Ryan Motorcycleson, born 5-11-89 is a simpleton from the small town of New Lenox, IL, he enjoys playing the guitar and listening to heavy funk music, and is a burnout in the school of Lincolnway Highschool. He currently plays guitar in the band Demographics and can eat a whole tub of beans using his nose, respectively. Once he snuck up behind Maltz O’Hagan while he was driving and blew a train whistle into his ear causing him to panic and a spin the car out of control.
As of January 2006 he has been hospitalized for a massive testicle removal. He can only recite poetry backwards with his nose as a form of communication to the outside world. Though he is expected to make a full recovery, It is believed he is just committing an act of fraud. Thusly, the town has tried to excommunicate him, such attempts have failed due to civil rights for the handicapped.
