Lisa on Ice
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| The Simpsons episode | |
| "Lisa on Ice" | |
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| Episode no. | 111 |
| Prod. code | 2F05 |
| Orig. Airdate | November 13, 1994 |
| Writer(s) | Mike Scully |
| Director | Bob Anderson |
| SNPP capsule | |
| Season 6 September 4, 1994 – May 21, 1995 |
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"Lisa on Ice" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season.
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[edit] Synopsis
When Principal Skinner calls all the students down for an assembly to tell them what subjects they are failing, Lisa discovers to her horror that she is flunking gym class. In order to pass, she must join an outside of school sports program. Lisa tries basketball and volleyball but finds that she is no good at either. One day, the Simpsons go to see Bart play ice hockey for his team, the defending champions, Mighty Pigs, coached by Chief Wiggum. In an angry rage after the match, Bart begins shooting pieces of garbage at Lisa with his stick, which she successfully fends off. Apu, the coach of the Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, notices that she’s a natural at hockey and instantly makes her goalie for his team. Lisa soon becomes the star player, leading them to their best season ever, and gets all the attention. When bullies at school beat Bart up, she saves him and he really begins to resent her. The sibling rivalry between Bart and Lisa continues to increase, not helped by Homer, the hyper-competitive dad. Marge tries without success to stop the feuding and resolve their conflicts by reminding them that they are not in competition. Things get complicated when the Gougers face off against the Mighty Pigs. Years of sibling rivalry come out on the ice, but just as Bart is supposed to slap a penalty shot into the goal, they both throw aside their equipment and the match is tied. Bart and Lisa realize that their loyalty to each other is stronger than their loyalty to their teams.Marge feels proud of them, while a sobbing Homer declares he hates both of them and decides to choose Maggie as his favorite. The residents of Springfield, not satisfied with this revelation, riot, tearing the stadium to pieces.
[edit] Trivia
- Lou and Eddie sit behind Marge and Homer in the "Lisa vs. Bart" game, although, Eddie has a different hair styling.
- During Bart's penalty shot, the clock counts down which is not supposed to happen (the clock should remain stopped).
- Lisa's notice that she is failing gym contains the word "WARNING:" followed by strings of letters which do not form valid words in the English Language such as "Tsnhoji", "Namreb", "Toi", "Easlnpxit", "Alne", "Saeonarf" and "Trauts". "Parents [sic] Signature" on the form should contain an apostrophe.
[edit] Quotes
- Weather Presenter: (on TV) There's a 75% chance of hilarity!
Homer: I like those odds. - Chief Wiggum: (to prisoners) Alright, I'm gonna make a little deal with you mugs. I'll let you all out to see my team play the hockey game if you promise to return to your cells.
Snake: Sorry, pig. We can't make that promise.
Chief Wiggum: Alright, alright, I'll sweeten the deal. You can see the game, you don't have to come back, but you have to promise not to commit any more crimes, okay?
Snake: No.
Chief Wiggum: I'll take that as a yes. (opens jail cells, prisoners run out)
Prisoners: Alright! We're free! - Skinner: (on PA) Attention students, please make your way for an assembly at the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. (Off PA) I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
- Bart: I was going to see if we could deal with this peacefully . . . but instead I just ripped the head off Mr. Honey Bunny!!
Lisa: Bart, that was your cherished childhood toy.
Bart: (realizing what he's done) Ah!!! Mr. Honey Bunny!! - Homer: Alright hotshots, now that my daughter is on the team I want to make a few things clear.
Lisa: Dad please, just go, I'll be fine.
Homer: 'Ah ber ba', I don't want you to make fun of her, just because she's different ... Aha ha ha! Hey look! That kids got bosoms! Has anybody got a wet towel? (begins chasing Üter, whipping him with a towel) Come here you butterball!
Üter: Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate! - Bart: I'm going to go like this...(rotates arms)... and if you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: Fine, I'm gonna start kicking air like this (Starts kicking the air)... and if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault.
(Bart and Lisa's yells are heard as the hit each other)
Marge: (from downstairs) I'm gonna check that out. Now Homer, don't you eat this pie.
Homer: Okay, now pie I'm just gonna be doing this...(chomps in air)...and if you get eaten it's your own fault! (chomps air, hits head on oven hood) OWWWWWWW!!!!!! AARRRGGGHHH!!!! OWWW!! OWW! Oh the hell with it (picks up pie and eats it) - Marge: (flicking light switch on and off) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Bart: Mom, that is really annoying!
Marge: You are not in direct competition with each other! Repeat, you are not in direct competition!
Homer: (running in) Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You'll be in direct competition! And I don't want you to go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! (Flicking light on and off). - At hockey game, score tied, final seconds.
Bart supporters: Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!
Lisa supporters: Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill Bart! - Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
- Bart: (after receiving a turtle from Homer) Aw, thanks, Dad. (Bart and Homer hug) How about some adulation from my little sister?
Lisa: Wow, Bart, I'm so impressed you were able to give Milhouse a concussion.
Bart: Oh, you're just jealous, because (begins to deliver slapshots of garbage at Lisa) you... stink... at... SPORTS! - Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such
- Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreement: here's your turtle, alive and well.
- Jimbo: Nice PJs, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?
Bart: Of course she did. Who else would have?
Pause
Jimbo: (menacing) All right, Simpson, you win this round. - Lisa: I have to join the team or I'll get an F that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
In the future, Lisa is being sworn in
Man: I now pronounce you President of these United...
Reporter: Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
Crowd gasps; Lisa is handcuffed
Man: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. (to Lisa) Don't worry, it's just a name.
Cut to Monster Island; Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters
Lisa: He said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula. - Homer: (Bart must take a penalty shot of Lisa) Oh my God, Marge, a penalty shot with four seconds left! The winner will be showered with praises, and the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!
- Krusty: [singing United States National Anthem] Oh say can you see, lalaladada...light. What so proudly we yah...lalaya...[crowd boos] Ooh, I shouldn't turned down those cue cards.
[edit] External links
- "Lisa on Ice" episode capsule at The Simpsons Archive
