User:Defunctzombie

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Name:	Kelly
DOB:	1988
Origin:	Omicron Theta
Current Location:	Earth
First Trek exposure:	TOS, probably Tribbles
Favorite Character:	Data (or Lore)
Favorite Episodes:	Datalore, The Most Toys
Favorite Movie:	First Contact
Favorite Species:	Androids (Preferably Soong-type)
Cried during Nemesis?	Oh yeah.
Enterprise deserved a chance?	Yes.

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Hello. If you know me, fine, if not, read my userboxes. If you don't feel like sorting through them, then I like Star Trek, video games, and other weird stuff. Oh, and here's a hint:

This user hearts Data!

Trek and Games STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. TNG STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. DS9 Q This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum. tlh tlhIngan Hol lujatlh lo'wI'pu'vam. This user speaks Klingon. STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series. TOS trek This user is a Trekkie or Trekker. This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy. LCARS This user, as a Federation citizen uses both LCARS and Wikipedia This user has been assimilated by the Borg. Resistance is futile. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. This user plays the Final Fantasy series. All your base are belong to Defunctzombie. This user still plays games on the NES. PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PS2. This user feels that the SNES was the last great console. This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64 This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania). This user plays Pac-Man. This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. This user is addicted to computer and video games. PS2 This user prefers the PlayStation 2 over the GameCube and Xbox. + This user plays retro games. This user plays games on a graphing calculator. This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. DN It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum. This user plays games in the Mario series. PSx This user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software. This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games. RE This user plays Resident Evil. This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

Stuff — This space for rent. This user is an escaped genetic experiment. This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. nws-5 This user newspeaks doubleplusgoodwise. This user is nocturnal. This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. ... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration. This user supports peace in space. This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user. BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. TZ Help! This user is trapped in the... (cut off because something bad and ironic has happened) PULP This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. This user accepts the alias Pink. This user would shoot Greedo first. This user eats Swedish Fish. C2H6O-0 This user is a non-drinker. H2O This user is H2O intolerant. Achoo! This user eats at Burger King. This user drives the Mach Five. This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis. This user's favourite subject is Astronomy. This user is female. — This user does not like colors. This user enjoys rock music. This user is nearsighted. This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. This user had a Flux Capacitor seized by the FBI. This user is a Scorpion. 龍 This user was born in the year of the Dragon. This user loves to eat fries, or chips. sex This user wants nothing to do with "the S-word". This user is confused. This user is visiting from an Alternate Universe. This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark. This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy. Ceci n'est pas une boîte d'utilisateur. ! This user is a userbox kleptomaniac. BATMAN This user is a fan of the Batman. Joker This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing... Ninja This user knows Ninjutsu, so don't even try it! I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user comes from the United States of America. gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation. This user is a breakdancer. This user plays 8-ball. This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\ 1+1=3? This user does not understand mathematics, or does not want to do math. This user knows that yellow pigs have 17 eyelashes. 17 This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical. This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man. This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism. ' This user accepts Alice Cooper as his/her personal savior. $ This user is a fan of television game shows. 天地 無用！ This user doesn't need Tenchi, though admits is a fan. 1 This user thinks Thunderbirds are GO! This user likes to change traffic lights to get through faster or because crashes make good photographs. This user drives a rusty piece of junk. This user has been living in a cave somewhere. + This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. -s These users prefer to be referred to in the plural. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! This user is a fan of Captain Scarlet. its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.