User:Ian T-Dobson

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My full name is Ian Joseph Thornburrow-Dobson. I was born in High Wycombe in England. I use very simplistic sentences, which is worrying because I study English Literature. I have a varied interest in history, but my prefered area is British history in the 18th and 19th centuries.

Bet you're glad you know that!

This user is very flammable.
Please stand back to avoid spontaneous combustion.

[edit] Wikistress

What stress?

[edit] Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

I'll add more at some point. But first I have to find more userboxes!!!

Maybe one day, the length of writing will exceed the length of my userboxes. I have a goal in life.