User:I do not exist

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Userbox-a-thon! This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. even This editor is a Wikipedia eventualist. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know. Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. they This user considers singular they standard English usage. infin¦itive This user chooses to sometimes split infinitives. …in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with. Hic usor est rex Romanus et super grammaticam. mankind This user supports the use of gender-neutral language. This user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable. This user does not wish to be female. This user does not wish to be male. pno-1 This user is a novice pianist. F This user is a furry. This user's species is a skunk. This user is a nocturnal animal. NG This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor." BRO This user has a Big Brother This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. This user enjoys reading humorous literature. This user enjoys reading short stories. 7+1 This user enjoys the Discworld series. Big Brother is watching this user. This user wishes he or she had a significant other of either sex. This user is bisexual, not confused. | This user is a person. Nothing else matters.

← The skunk can rule you wholesale. Worship the skunk.

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• Userboxes I've created
• Amusing stuff I've found lying around

About!

I read Wikipedia 24/7 but I don't edit a lot. Specifically, there isn't really anything I know enough about that I could write about it. But I want to help where I can!

– ∅ (∅), 10:36, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

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