User:Dmb000006

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Hello!

I am a FunkTopian.

I had a funny experience when I very first used wiki. The page I was creating was suddenly edited by a swarm of loving editors, who cleaned up my grammar, fixed my spelling, and added links and cross-references. I was astounded! Such caring people!

From then on I never gave a jot about spelling, grammar or style much - I like to spit it all out in a stream of consciousness style.

Hopefully that first kind-hearted individual is still out there - still fixing posts all over the wiki wiki web!

If you are that poster, and you read this - God speed sir! (and could you clean this up a bit for me?).

Wiki = hawian for quick!

 A Spell Checker Poem

   Eye halve a spelling chequer
   It came with my pea sea
   It plainly marques four my revue
   Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

   Eye strike a key and type a word
   And weight four it two say
   Weather eye am wrong oar write
   It shows me strait a weigh.
   As soon as a mist ache is maid
   It nose bee fore two long
   And eye can put the error rite
   Its rare lea ever wrong.

   Eye have run this poem threw it
   I am shore your pleased two no
   Its letter perfect awl the weigh
   My chequer tolled me sew.

Jerrold H. Zar.