User:Digiterata

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This is my user page. I'm not sure what it's for, yet.

Please read this Hi, and welcome. Take a deep breath and relax your eyebrows. If you are about ready to explode it is suggested that you stop for a minute and relax, because that indeed may happen after sifting through these heated debates. I deal with controversial topics, though I make tremendous effort to be as fair and unbiased as possible. If one of my posts has angered you in some way, I apologize. While we may not agree on all issues, I support your right to put forward your point of view and hope I can expect the same. Remember, reason will always beat ignorance, no matter what.

Funny (and appropriate for the hotly debated topics)

"A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him."

Moral of the story:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!