Sal the Stockbroker

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Sal the Stockbroker

Born:	October 24, 1968 New York ??
Occupation:	Writer, Radio personality
Website:	www.horsetoothjackass.com www.howardstern.com

Salvatore "the Stockbroker" Governale is  an American radio personality who currently works as a writer on The Howard Stern Show. He previously worked for brokerage firms (hence his nickname), while frequently calling Stern's show. Sal established himself by harassing Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate. He still regularly torments Dell'Abate daily by charging into Gary's office wearing a monkey suit whenever Dell'Abate is  on-camera answering to Howard Stern for some minor mistake. Once in the office, Governale may also spray Silly String or  dump confetti on Dell'Abate, and  on October 31, 2006 Governale rubbed his anus on the office's doorknob. In addition to writing for the show, Sal made Supertwink: The Movie for Howard Stern On Demand, and  is currently performing stand-up comedy at various clubs.

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Screenshot from Howard Stern's inDemand television show, showing (from left to right) Bubba The Love Sponge, Gary Dell'Abate, Richard Christy and  Sal the Stockbroker. Richard and  Sal are  equipped with dog training shock collars on their scrota, while Bubba mans the controls.

Since he joined the Howard Stern Show, Governale has engaged in what many would consider homosexual acts, usually with fellow staff member Richard Christy.

• On September 19, 2006, Richard Christy fingerpainted Gene Simmons on Governale's penis; Governale also fingerpainted on Christy's penis.

• On September 12, 2006 Bubba the Love Sponge came into the studio and  gave Richard Christy 100mg of Viagra and  a Cialis. Christy then revealed that he thought that 'Spice Boy' from "The Bubba the Love Sponge Show" was attractive, then 'Spice Boy' threw pennies, a nickel, and  a shoe at Christy's erect penis, while Sal whispered into Christy's ear "Take your dick out and  I'll spit on it." Christy then let Sal spit on his penis and  said "I do it  all for the show." At this point, Stern staff member Artie Lange left the studio. Later that day, Sal tried to stick a vibrator wand in Bubba's and  then Brent's anus.

• During the Artie Lange roast, Governale and  Christy had their temperatures taken rectally by Robin Quivers. Governale and  Christy held hands during the "examination" and  then chased each other around the studio with their soiled thermometers (which are  now rumored to be taped to the door of their office).

• Sal once said he'd let a man have  sex in his ear, let High Pitch Eric defecate on his chest, and  then kiss his balls, in order to win a TV.

• During a Stern Show broadcast on August 24, 2006, a nude Governale controlled the "man jack", a male-oriented sex toy, while Christy attempted to penetrate the device.

• On June 14, 2005, Sal put a banana through the fly of his pants, spat on it, and  Richard Christy sucked it. Christy did this in order to meet one of his rock idols, Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. He had the option of doing that or  being teabagged by Sal. [1]

• Admitted to sending Christy pictures of his uncircumcised penis.

• Collaborated with Richard Christy to make the homosexual-themed movie Supertwink, in which they starred and  co-wrote and  directed.

• On May 9, 2005 Sal revealed while under hypnosis that he would perform fellatio on Howard Stern if asked. [2]

• On April 24, 2006, Sal offered to insert his penis into the empty eye socket of a man missing an  eye. The act was ultimately aborted when a doctor alerted them that this could kill the eyeless man.

• On January 16, 2006 during the Revelations Game (a game where cast members revealed secrets about themselves), Sal revealed that at 14 he once hid in a linen closet and  masturbated while watching his aunt and  cousin defecating. Sal also revealed in the "tie-breaker round" that he once ejaculated into an  ex-girlfriend's beverage and  served it  to her at a club as a means of revenge. Governale was the first person to be censored on Howard's Sirius Satellite Radio show when he revealed details about the linen closet incident.

• On the September 12, 2006 Stern 'Wrap Up Show', he revealed that when he was 11 years old his 28-year-old aunt forced him to expose his penis on multiple occasions and  once molested him. In addition to sexual abuse, Sal also revealed he had been physically abused by his father.

[edit] Other controversies

• Sal admitted on the air on September 12, 2006 that while staying at Stern Fan Network website operator Mutt's house that he had smelled Mutt's sixteen-year-old daughter's soiled panties after finding them in the bathroom.

• Sal once thought he had been caught masturbating at work. He remorsefully confessed the incident to his boss. In reality, no one had witnessed the incident and  Sal was almost fired.

• On the May 23, 2006 Stern 'Wrap Up Show' following Miss Howard Stern's appearance, Governale stated that Miss Howard Stern's bi-racial daughter was conceived as a result of drinking and  doing drugs, and  added that white women would typically not have  a half-black child without being inebriated. The Stern Show then arranged a prank call by a phony Sirius human relations staffer, who requested that Governale make an  apology tape that was to be played on the next day's 'Wrap Up Show'. The scheme was concocted by Gary Dell'Abate and  the rest of the show staffers without Sal's knowledge. Howard revealed the joke to him the next day on the air, where a very large laugh was enjoyed at his expense. This event spawned the then oft-played phrase "Hi, this is  Sal Governale," the introduction Sal chose for his apology.

• By Governale's own account, some of his previous jobs involved illegal dealings. Sal used to work for high pressure telemarketing firms later charged with deceptive or  fraudulent business practices. A report by The Smoking Gun found that Sal once sold bootlegged copies of rock videos on eBay.

• Another report by The Smoking Gun found that Sal was involved in a secret $45,000 "pay-for-plugs" arrangement with an  Internet firm, in which he offered to promote the company on Howard Stern's radio show in 2000. Sal acknowledged that he never told anyone from the show about the arrangement, which became public after Sal sued the company for breach of contract and  $200,000 in punitive damages.

[edit] Trivia

• Sal and  Richard have  made many of the show's popular calls. They often call into public access shows and  make rude sexual or  racist comments. Two of their more  popular calls are  the "retarded flu" call made to Gary the Retard[3] and  the "dirty turban" call.[4]

• As a teenager, Sal made a rap CD under the name "G Man". Sal claimed the company that produced his CD scammed him out of thousands of dollars.

• Sal revealed on September 29, 2006 that he is  into 'granny porn', or  pornography starring elderly women.

• Revealed under hypnosis by famed hypnotist Marshall Sylver, that he likes Fred Norris the least of the entire Stern crew.

[edit] Sources

• The Smoking Gun on "Sal the Stockbroker"

[edit] See also

• Howard 100
• Sirius Satellite Radio

[edit] External links

• Sirius Stern Fans Stern Podcast
• Sals Song about his wife
• Official website
• Stern Fans Uncensored Message Board
• Howard Stern Official Web Site
• Howard Stern Forums @ Siriusbackstage.com
• Fire Sal The Stockbroker Website
• Sal is  God: The Unofficial Sal the Stockbroker Fan Message Board