pwn4g3. No, really, it's my sandbox! it  pwns this sandbox!!! ~ Flameviper 15:51, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

TeH sHaNeL!1!11!1 Hi, nothing much to see here...

[edit] Vandalism

• My page has just been vandalized for the first time (22:16, October 8, 2005 by User:131.111.8.104). I feel so special! :P
• From 70.22.125.161:

My page has just been valdalized for the second time by ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was gonna message you, but I couldn't find it. You may notice that you spelled vandalized wrong. See? it  has only one L. Also, I think you are  cute. Will you go out with me?

I'm not sure about the feasibility of dating an  IP address...

• From Bake Benington AKA Jake Remington:

I SUCK I am  LESS EXPERIENCED IN ANYTHING THAN JAKE REMINGTON

I am  A NEWBIE ADMIN and  I SUCK

• Vandalizing is  my new hobby [[130.113.111.210]]
• You are  scheduled to be terminated in accordance with Wikipedia's vandalism policy.
• You have  been recognized as an  impostor of Shanel and  were terminated.
• Can I vandalise your user page? There's not nearly enough of it. and  you call yourself an  admin! psh! newbie ;-) Sasquatch t|c 07:59, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
• From 70.31.243.142:

Shut up u retarded lady. U wanna fight

• From129.133.60.100:

You're not the boss of me. I hax0red your discussion page.

• From 69.179.78.32:

==Do i have  to?==

Stop vandlizing?

• From Milton and  the Stapler:

What's the problem, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKENNNN?

• • A response from Sassy pants:

You have  the ring, and  I see your Schwartz is  as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

Are you the Quaker Oats Guy in disguise? :P KnowledgeOfSelf 04:29, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

This user needs to be banned because he dares vandalizing Mike Garcia's and  Hephaestos' user pages. YOU are  BANNED. ZOMTOGSH!!1! vandiliiiiiismoneoneoneoneoneone eleventyoneexclamationpoint ayayayayaya yayayay wooters so anyway how about them marshmillows. TRANSLATON: Good evening. I request that you ignore my blatent vandalism of your userpage, I just thought I'd drop by and  spice it  up a bit. You did, after all, provide a link with the heading 'vandalize'. Do you enjoy confectionary sweets? If I do say so myself, they are  quite divine. --69.145.123.171 05:48, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Your browser has experienced a serious error. Your computer will now reboot. Windows Internet Explorer

• Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales 09:32, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

This is  your last warning. The next time you vandalize a page, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Hax0red!!!--Kungfu Adam ^(talk) 04:10, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

YOU are  INCOMPATIBLE and  YOU WILL BE DELETED!! DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE 06:28, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

I thought I'd just vent my frustration at not getting ops, it  is all about running the bots :P. gjalk;sgjasnvx,.cnaoi;wetfrjsdnm,vkicxz.jnfisn.,c vfk.jsndfiaewkls.fkfl... what'd you think of that huh, HUH?

Crazynas 04:01, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] List of really really cool people with super ∞ ♥ power!

• Sceptre - gave me islands. YAY! *emigrates to Cornwall*
• Titoxd - If you clicked on the "you have  new messages" above, blame him.
• FireFox - currently in jail for grand cool auto

  Nobody told me about this! '— FireFox • T • 12:52, 12 February 2006

  Oh dear, he's suffering from amnesia. *gets needle* Sceptre ^(Talk) 15:21, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

• Drini - Made my monobook for me, which was stolen from Celestianpower (I am  technically incompetent). Also, was really cool and  funny at the Esperanza Valentines ball!
• Benon - Because he 's the most awsome wikipedian, and  the best vandal fighter :p (vandal! >:| --Shanel 18:50, 2 February 2006 (UTC))

  Tsk tsk tsk, adding yourself here automatically makes you uncool :P--Shanel 02:20, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

  But im your wiki-man and  so have  magical ♥ power :PBenon 02:23, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

  Oh shanel, how could you :( -- ( drini's page ☎ ) 06:43, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

• Lightdarkness - definitely not me, but of course, cool. Also has a funny peppy voice. (Did the recording of my user page below :D)

  I added him to this list because it'd be mean not to! Sceptre ^(Talk) 22:36, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

• Essjay - I will be stabbed repeatedly with Titoxd if I don't add him. Also gives nice gifts of meat and  emus!

emus? Don't you mean emos? Sceptre ^(Talk) 11:54, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

• KnowledgeOfSelf - Has been waiting patiently to get on the list. Now he's here!

  But he's gone. No!!

• My love... :'(. --Celestianpower ^háblame 23:51, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
• My 10,000th edit :p Jaranda ^{wat's sup} 23:08, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• Tawker/Tawkerbot2 - Bestest human/bot ever!
• TJDay - Bestest newbie ever!
• Bookofjude - Hey Jude... :P
• Keitei - Yay for grammar!
• Sean Black "It's even harder to get one someone's list of cool people who you're in love with them. Don't ask how I know..." - apparently.
• User:Jimbo - compulsory.
• That Hairy Dude whom you try to avoid but can't because he's so fuzzy and  lyke stuff - You said I could add myself so I will. BURNAGE ON YOU! Just remember not to overdose on Sasquatch (recommended maximum daily dose is  500 μg/kg of body mass). Keep up the good vandal fighting work! May the Schwartz be with you always. --Cat out 01:07, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• Well it  would be a little egotistical for me to add myself, so I add Moe. — Nathan ^(talk) 06:25, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Gee.. thanks Nathan. ;-) The King of Kings 05:43, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Well, this is  vandalism, so...... --GeorgeMoney ^T·C 03:47, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• Can I really edit here? Jimbo Wales 16:26, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

— Jun. 15, '06 [21:24] <freak|talk> Awesome template! --LBMixPro^{<Speak|on|it!>} 09:00, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

• Haha. It's funny. *~Daniel~* 21:44, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

• • Ohh. Only this one is  place for vandalizing, it  also make me laugh. Muhahahahaha. *~Daniel~* 21:45, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

Can I have  super ∞ ♥ power too?--B&W Anime Fan 13:59, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] sandbox try ;)

Be nice	Be balanced	Be neutral	See the big picture

--Sartaj beary 00:46, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

That one's quite cute. —Nightstallion (?) 19:37, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Have I vandalized here yet? G.He 18:58, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

C'est LE VANDALISME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G.He 19:00, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Lol, vandalism. Also, cocks.

P.S.: SQUIDWARD ON WHEELS!!!!! --Mr. Lefty _{Talk to me!} 00:10, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

You know, I don't think I've vandalised here yet. Hope your transition is  going well... Well I beat SOME people anyway. ++Lar: t/c 21:55, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Excuse me, umm... I believe you have  my stapler? `75.132.21.149 01:18, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Eating cheese with a spoon is  not fun, as research has previously shown, but it's just BatbatbatbatFUCKiNNininininininsaNe! Hot wheels, leading the way! ~ Flameviper 15:11, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Also, WHO'S A PEACH???

• Can you tell me why you tell me you say you dowan tur kwa when you didn't say dowan tur kwa?-- mrbrown Podcast 08:54, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Everybody do the Willy Dance!

Everybody do the Willy dance. Come on now. Eeeeeverybody, shake your body. Do the Wiiiiiiiiiilly. Do the Willy y'all. That's right. Eeeeeeeeverybody, shake your body. Do the Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiily! Do the Willy y'all. That's right. Now don't get up there and  become a disgrace. POW! I just punched you in the face. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody, shake your body. Do the Wiiiiiiiiilly.--B&W Anime Fan 17:19, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] VANDALISM

If YoU CoNtInUe To VaNdAlIzE, yOu are  GoNnA gO tO hElL--B&W Anime Fan 17:37, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The most important thing ever.

Below is  the most important thing ever.

[edit] Vandalizing on request

Hi Shanel! Timichal 17:35, 20 November 2006 (UTC)